Animals That Definitely Have Pretty Privilege

By animal9059

In no particular order, here are some animals that could charm their way out of any situation simply because they’re incredibly pretty:

Quokkas

I’ve never seen a picture of a quokka that wasn’t downright adorable. Their cuteness is on par with Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. With their perfectly placed paws, chubby bodies, and perpetually happy expressions, quokkas exude pretty privilege. They could probably take over the world without us even noticing.

Dolphins

Dolphins are the chatty, smart, and playful creatures of the sea. They seem to have it all: beauty, brains, and a fun-loving personality. Dolphins love to socialize, not just with humans but with all sea life. With their charming nature, they could easily get away with scamming people.

Cocker Spaniels

These dogs are the regal beauties of the canine world. With their shiny coats and glossy appearance, cocker spaniels look effortlessly beautiful from every angle. They seem like they belong in the royal halls of Genovia with Queen Mia Thermopolis. They could steal the love of your life without even trying.

Abyssinian Cats

Have you ever looked into someone’s eyes and forgotten what you were saying? That’s the Abyssinian effect. Their eyes are like shimmering stained glass windows, mesmerizing and full of wonder. These cats could steal your wallet just by staring you down.

Flamingoes

If there were influencers in the animal kingdom, flamingoes would be at the top. Their vibrant pink feathers would make them the stars of any social scene, convincing people to let them skip lines, send gifts, and snap photos wherever they go. They could easily ask for free products from small businesses and never post about them.

Butterflies

The term “social butterfly” exists for a reason. Butterflies are the cool kids of the animal world, flitting about with their dazzling colors and graceful movements. They could manipulate social situations with ease.

Peacocks

Peacocks are the epitome of showstoppers. Their magnificent feather displays catch everyone’s eye, and they know it. In a heist movie, they’d be the distraction that lures the guards away from the vault. They could steal an expensive necklace right off Anne Hathaway’s neck at the Met Gala.

Snow Leopards

Snow leopards have the fierce, unbothered elegance that fits perfectly with Daenerys Targaryen’s wardrobe. With their hypnotic eyes and stealthy grace, they’re formidable hunters and captivating creatures. They could easily eat your lunch from the office fridge without a second thought.

Sea Otters

Sea otters are the polished models of the animal world. Adorable and sleek, they seem like they could strut down a catwalk. They could run a successful pyramid scheme without anyone catching on.

Betta Fish (Siamese Fighting Fish)

If you’ve ever wanted to see a fish in a gown, look no further than the Betta fish. Their vibrant colors and flowing fins are like underwater ballgowns. Watching them swim is mesmerizing. They could get away with picking fights and still look stunning.

Gouldian Finches

These birds are masters of color-blocking, flying through the skies with their vibrant hues. They’re not just beautiful; they’re striking. They could borrow your clothes and never return them, and you’d probably let it slide.

Clownfish

Clownfish have a star power that’s undeniable, thanks to Finding Nemo. Since 2003, Marlin and Nemo have made their species iconic. They could misplace their loved ones and still be beloved by all.

Highland Cattle

Highland cattle have a high-fashion vibe with their rounded ears, angled horns, and wooly fringes. They look like they could walk off the job whenever they want and no one would complain.

Panthers

Panthers are the mysterious beauties of the wild. With their enigmatic aura, they seem like the type to offer cryptic one-word answers. They could ghost anyone they’ve ever had feelings for without a second thought.

Minions

Okay, they’re not animals, but Gru’s greatest find, the Minions, definitely have pretty privilege. Their unique charm lets them get away with anything, including spitting in people’s food.

Which animals do you think have pretty privilege?

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